Moustachio’d #9 – The Crazy

Tom Cruise

The Crazy

“You’re going to get the full experience of what love is.”

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Moustachio’d #6 – The Face

The Face

The Face

We went and met our Wilson at the Underground Troll bar, the Shady Stink. Having a 4 Charisma and a +2  Troll Mannerism skill, I approached first.

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Moustachio’d #4: The Viking

 

The Viking

The Viking

Before his death Lief Ericson mumbled to his loyal followers, “I have a great idea for a script…”  Sadly, no one spoke english.

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Moustachio’d #3: The Creator

The Creator

The Creator

“When they unfreeze me,” he whispered stinking of gin, “I will blanket the world in Moustachio.”

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Moustachio’d #2: The Dreamer

The Dreamer

The Dreamer

“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”

Unless the delusion is being able to grasp the universe.

Moustachio’d #1: The Veteran

John McCain

The Veteran

This crazy guy is our friend from The 2008 Presidential election.  If you’re lacking complete absurdity in your diet, The Republican Party has 1000% of your daily intake.

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